I love nap time, possibly more than I love Bonus Time at Clinique. Nap time is nature’s way of letting parents take a natural break, to pause, breathe and refresh before it all starts again. It’s also, in a way, like time travel – a short glimpse into what life was like Before Children, when you had unlimited amounts of minutes and hours to do whatever you liked.
We didn’t get off to the best start, me and nap time. For a while my sleep-resisting daughter would only nap on me, and then never in her cot. Even the baby sleep geniuses at nursery couldn’t get her to sleep in a cot. But then we figured it out, she switched to a happy medium of a few hours in the middle of the day, it got really good, and we’ve been best buds for a while.
How long do they do it for? Please tell me we have ages yet. But to celebrate it while it lasts for us, here’s a list of suggestions for things to do during those blissful hours – or even minutes – when you’re at home and your child is asleep…
during nap time:
- Run around silently shouting
“YESSSS” and waving your empty hands. Even nearly two years in I get the
urge to do this every single time.
- Take your own nap.
- Do something productive (like
work).
- Do something completely
unproductive (like lying down and doing nothing), just because you can.
- Make a cup of tea, let it
cool to your optimum tea drinking temperature, then actually drink it.
- Microwave the cup of tea you
made earlier that’s now cold.
- Check Twitter, Facebook,
email, Twitter, Facebook, Pinterest, Twitter, Facebook, Instagram…and
repeat.
- Gaze in wonder at your child
if they’re napping on you, until your phone battery dies and you realise
you’re hungry and too far away to reach the TV remote.
- Have a shower…
- ….get dressed…
- …put on make-up…
- …and do your hair (or all four,
depending on how quick you are).
- Plan something spectacular
for lunch; instead have something on toast, just toast, or hummus. Again.
- Depending on your partner
being around, do that thing that resulted in your child in the first
place.
- Write a blog post.
- Read some blog posts.
- Pin some things on
Pinterest.
- Check on your napping child,
see they’re fine, check on them, see they’re fine (repeat to infinity).
- Tackle the dreaded laundry
basket.
- Or do something vaguely
domestic like unloading the dishwasher. Maybe.
- Paint your nails; cross your
newly beautified fingers that doing so hasn’t jinxed yourself into a one
sleep cycle only session.
- Have a very small wine, if
there’s any open (just the once, it would be rude not to, right?).
- Read a book, or a magazine if
you have no attention span any more *cough*.
- Do some online shopping – or
that thing I do where I put loads of things in the basket then a) realise
I shouldn’t really be spending money on things I don’t need or b) go to
check Twitter and forget about it entirely.
- Realize you’ve been staring
at the TV for 20 minutes and it’s still on Nick Jnr.
- Try and find something bad /
good on TV.
- Come to the realisation, yet
again, that daytime TV is terrible.
- So watch a Friends repeat,
yet again, unless / especially if it’s the childbirth episodes where
Phoebe coughs out triplets and Rachel gets a bit shiny.
- Make another cup of tea.
- Also, biscuits.
- Keep checking to see how long
your baby has been asleep, and be quietly pleased when you hear signs that
they’re stirring…well it has been ages, and you do really, really miss
them.
Courtesy: [Shared by A Baby On Board]

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